dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

septembah:

my eos jar

septembah:

my eos jar


I love the ‘50s. I love Marilyn Monroe with her big red lips and that incredible cat eye, it’s amazing.
I love the ‘50s. I love Marilyn Monroe with her big red lips and that incredible cat eye, it’s amazing.

Stuffed peppers are glorious

thecreepylittlegirl:

You can’t pick and choose what parts of feminism you want. You can’t support your queer sisters but not your trans sisters. You can’t support your fat sisters but not your sisters of colour. Being a feminist means creating a positive and equal space for women. The second you start excluding women based on which characteristics you do or do not find appealing you have defeated the whole point of being a feminist.

killjoyras:

fuckyeahlesmiserables:

jeholy:

colossal-wreckage:

stillathomehere:

jeholy:

okay but was there really a time when men were kind?? when their voices were soft??? and their words inviting??? was there

Yeah, plenty of men are still like this. A lot of us have just been hurt by ungrateful women and have no reason to put up the chivalry act anymore without being shown we’re gonna get the same love and respect in return. Respect goes both ways, don’t expect if you can’t supply.

To the first person. Fuck yourself. To the second person. Nailed it.

do u guys think we should tell them

I don’t know guys, should we?

[x]

sad part of being at home is not being able to watch Bake off live

watching now..

laydibluez:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

Ha!