muchadoabouttruffles:

largeandlovely:

It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

Did anyone else read this in the Marks and Spencer advert voice?

thesmokinsmolder:

finallygotalife:

thesmokinsmolder:

You’d definitely win a pie making contest, honey. No competition. 

Your hair looks great, Pumpkin Strudel.


Thanks, pumpkin pants. -chuckles- Your everything looks great.

thesmokinsmolder:

finallygotalife:

thesmokinsmolder:

You’d definitely win a pie making contest, honey. No competition. 

Your hair looks great, Pumpkin Strudel.

Thanks, pumpkin pants. -chuckles- Your everything looks great.

bombing:

it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started

my parents bought me Battenburg I’m so happy :D

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

Working out is NOT a punishment

run-like-a-zombie:

  • Do not work out because you feel GUILTY.
  • Working out is not a punishment.
  • Do it because it is fun, because you like doing it, because you like who you become when you work out - but never do it out of guilt and shame.
  • Do it with joy and love. 
  • If you had a cookie yesterday it does not mean that you have to forcefully add reps to your workout routine because you feel bad. ENJOY THAT COOKIE.

Okay? Okay.

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

And my window is right next to the quad and in the quad we have two huge trees so right now if you look outside it’s like seeing leaves in a blender.

my mum was right when she said we’re going to feel the effects of the hurricane today. 

You know you always think, nah that’s thousands of miles away but nope. Them leaves definitely a-moving outside. 

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful